Ever wonder which movie star you are most like?

Everyone has a personality of a cartoon character. Have you ever asked yourself what cartoon character do you most resemble?

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes.

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0, and noticed a distinct slow-down in overall system performance—particularly in the Flower and Jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

According to the e-mail that's been circulating, the proof is in:

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello. Mrs. Walker, please."

I am not sure exactly how it works, but this is amazingly accurate. Read the full description before looking at the picture. The picture below has two identical dolphins in it. It was used in a case study on stress levels at St. Mary's Hospital. Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water. The dolphins are identical. A closely monitored, scientific study revealed that, in spite of the fact that the dolphins are identical, a person under stress would find differences in the two dolphins. The more differences a person finds between the dolphins, the more stress that person is experiencing. Look at the photograph and if you find more than one or two differences you may want to take a vacation.

Woman's Perfect Breakfast
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.