Curse the fool who invented wrapping paper. Or is that just me and my inability to wrap properly??
» Spike the eggnog, and drink about five cups. Stare quizzically at people and complain of too many blinking lights.
» Holler every hour or so, “I hear reindeer on the roof!”
» Marvel at the brightness of the color red.
» Tell carolers, “You people are so off-key, my cat is enjoying this.”
» Threaten to wear mistletoe on your head for one week, while you attack people.
» Demand to know the nutritional value of fried oysters (Southern traditional Christmas food).
» Tell the little drummer boy/girl to “Play me some Metellica.”
» Pretend you are a shepherd and tell people, “I must attend to my flock.”
Happy Holidays! from Torifan
Art & Culture— 3 October 2019
“Film Noir was when tough guys were really tough and almost every gal was a Femme Fatale.” ~ Unknown Femme Fa•tale / fem fəˈtal, fem fəˈtäl / noun An attractive and seductive woman, especially one who will ultimately bring disaster to a man who becomes involved with her. Hmmmmmm, that’s not exactly a definition…
Food & Cuisine— 27 October 2019
The guys over at How To Feed A Loon have posted a great article about how to make the perfect homemade French Fries. They include a couple of instructional videos, their delectable recipe, and some tips that will help you to make your fries the best ever! We’ve created the Infographic below that compiles all…
Travel & Leisure— 26 August 2019
Heading to North Carolina anytime soon? Here are some things that a Charlotte visitor’s bureau ad suggested you do while you’re in town. 1 » Billy Graham Library The Billy Graham Library is a public museum and library documenting the life and ministry of Christian evangelist Billy Graham. It is located on the grounds of…
Odds & Ends— 20 August 2019
Commercials — You either gotta-love-them or absolutely-hate-them! Regardless of in which camp you belong, there’s an exceptional commercial along the Dragon Road and its 999 steps to Heaven’s Gate on Tianmen Mountain in China. Surely, this commercial is in the gotta-love-them camp — and the short-form commercial can be seen now in certain regions around…
Reports & Reviews— 25 August 2019
Today is Sean Connery’s 89th birthday — Happy Birthday, James Bond 007… or more accurately, Happy Birthday, Sir Thomas Sean Connery! There is no better time than today to post a list of James Bond movies that starred Sean Connery, the Scottish actor who was knighted in 2000 for services to film drama. Although several…